At first I thought about writing this post about “someone I know.” But forget it. It’s about Ray, and I’m saying that b/c I still cannot BELIEVE he said this…
Thursday night I went to dinner and brought home leftover chicken. Because I wasn’t feeling well, I put it in the garage fridge before coming in the house. I didn’t want to take time to bring it up to the kitchen. On Saturday, I brought it in and put it in the regular fridge. I reminded Ray that I brought it home and he was welcome to eat it if he wanted to.
*Here’s the part he actually said to me.*
R: Do you think it will still be good if it’s been sitting in your car?
J: (refraining from wringing his neck) Do you REALLY think I would offer you chicken that has been sitting in my car for THREE DAYS???!!!!!!!!!!
In his defense, he saw me bring it in from the garage and might have thought it was from my car. But in my defense, who in the HELL would offer anyone chicken that has been sitting in the car even for a few hours, let alone three days? I just wanted him to THINK about what he said before actually saying it. And also to give me a little credit, for crying out loud!
Okay, I’m done.
Too funny. Actually it sounds like something I’d say. ha. I call that a “norma moment” or… “You just pulled a Norma!”
I’ll be sure to say that to him from now on. It will make the feeling of wanting to kill him go away. ha!